Senior Sex Not reccommended for under 13

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,

"Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

~I Fish~

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went for counseling.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing
every
problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.

On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness,
feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs
she
had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the
therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to
stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband
watched - with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife
needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"

"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays,

But on Fridays,  I fish."

Baby or Not?

     When I was a little girl I used to think about when I grow up I want to have a husband (Of course) and maybe one or two children.  My baby sister always wanted to have like 10 kids, but I just wanted the quaint little happy family.  It was kind of like for me I envisioned this huge fairy tale wedding, and just the perfect family.  None of which most of us ever experience in real life.

     If you are a young couple today I can imagine that the pressures may be on for you to make your parents Grandparents.  That is the way it was for me, anyway! Maybe you have been married for a few years and you yourself is considering have a baby but you are not sure what you need to be doing to get pregnant (besides the obvious) or what you should avoid.  There are so many do and don't out there that it can be so confusing and the things that your mother did with you, now they tell you that you can't do that, it will harm the baby.

     If you are trying or thinking about trying to get pregnant you need to check out information on preconception.  You can learn things such as preparing your body, troubles conceiving, other options if you can't get pregnant.  For a lot of people getting pregnant is the easy part, but there are things you can do make the pregnancy so much easier.  For me just knowing what my body was going to go through, and how the hormones would affect my mental state would have helped out tremendous.  Unfortunately after being married for 2 years I was surprised with a special gift that Will be 15 in July.  I was not prepared in any way. 

     So even if having a baby in the year is not something you are looking at but maybe you would like one in the next 5 years, you can learn about the preconception process and learn about the different things that you need to know!

Good Luck :)

Tru Moo Greatness!

As a #bzzAgent I was given to opportunity to try Tru Moo milk.  Here are the Findings!!!

I got a gallon of the the Tru Moo Chocolate milk and took it home.  As soon as I walked into the door both my 8 and 4 year old were immediately wanting some chocolate ilk to drink.  So I fixed then both a cup and they LOVED it.  Within a 24 hour period of time the 2 of them had finished off an entire gallon of milk.

Normally I can not get them to drink any milk and here I find that given something great they will finish it off within 24 hours.  So if you have small children that don't like to drink milk, then you definently need to try Tru Moo.  It is made with less fat and has a great taste that the chideren will love.

If you have tried Tru Moo then please leave a comment on this post and let others know how well your family liked it.  Even if they did not like it what did they no like about it?

Abels Field ~Review & Giveaway~

First let me say that I was so happy to get to watch Abel's Field.  My schedule has just been so overwhelming and then I shattered a tooth.  I went to the Dentist and there was no saving the tooth so I had to have it extracted and in the process the dentist broke my jaw bone.  after all of that then I found out that I had an abscess where that tooth had been pulled and I have been in agonizing pain for over a week.  With that being said now you know why it has taken me a few more days to get this post up and I just wanted to apologize to all my readers for this delay.

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About Abel's Field

Left motherless by tragedy and abandoned by his father, high school senior Seth McArdle (Samuel Davis) faces enormous pressure as he strives to support his little sisters. At school, he endures the daily bullying of the football team. But fighting back only finds him singled out for punishment and assigned to an after-school work detail under the supervision of the reserved groundskeeper, Abel (SOUL SURFER’S Kevin Sorbo). Much to his surprise, Seth discovers that Abel may be the only one who truly understands his struggles. As dark times lure Seth toward desperate measures, the reluctant Abel may be the one person who can point him back toward the light.

My Thoughts

    As I watched this film/movie I kept thinking about my son and the struggles that he goes through each and every day.  Spencer will be 15 in July and he was diagnosed ADHD and Bi-polar at a very young age.  He struggles in school with his work, he has a really hard time finding friends, and even getting along with his sisters.  I notice that Spencer tends to find friends in all the wrong places and does things he knows he is not suppose to do, but will do them just gain a friendship.

     While Abel's Field is more about a young boy that has to take responsibilities for his sisters, I see some of the same torments that our children suffer today such as the bullying.  This movie is really a great Family movie and I totally recommend it to all families.  There are a few places in there that could have used a different language choice but it was over all a great movie.



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