Failed Exam...Funny

I actually received this in an email and thought it was just way too funny to not share with my readers!  For the most part his/her answers make alot of sense!

Enjoy...

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
I would have given him 100% Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?* his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?* at the bottom of the page Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?* liquid Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?* marriage Q5. What is the main reason for failure?* exams Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?* Lunch & dinner Q7. What looks like half an apple?* The other half Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?* It will simply become wet Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?* No problem, he sleeps at night. Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.. Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?* Very large hands Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?* No time at all, the wall is already built.Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

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~Valentines Day Ideas and Giveaway~ OVER

     Have you been married so long now that may you are not sure what to get the special person in your life or maybe you are a newlywed and looking for ideas?  I don't have a lot of money to spend on Valentine's day gifts for my husband and I always have to get the little ones a little something, so here is what we do for V day and a few ideas to help you!

1.  I cook my husband a steak, baked potato, and salad for dinner
2.  Of course it is V-day so I try to have that special outfit he likes for dessert
3.  Manicure and pedicure
4.  Full body massage
5.  Small box of chocolates
6.  A card made by me from the heart
7.  Relaxing evening with no worries
8.  I also enjoy getting things my hubby can use maybe a homemade gift basket with things he likes and enjoys
9.  The ULTIMATE gift for any man is tools of any kind, even if he already owns 5 of the same thing!
10.  Then there is the kids and for them I usually just get them a box of chocolates and a small stuffed animal or take them out just me and them one on one

Then there is last but not least for him and that is to make yourself pretty fro him.  That is where the giveaway comes in mind!  I have a 32 warm eyeshadow set that I am giving away.  It is made by e.l.f. (eyes lips face)

Winner will be drawn using random.org and emailed.  You have 48 hours to contact me or another one will be drawn.  Please make sure you leave me your email address that you use most often and check your spam folder to assure you don't miss out.  Good Luck and enjoy!  I will also post the winners name on prizey.net...

Ed Gein Serial Killer or Not?

this is a photo of Ed Gein

Warning at this point in this post there are some very Gruesome Crime Scene photos that some will find offensive and others may not...However if you do not wish to see these photos please leave NOW!

     Ed Gein was a man that was only convicted of killing 3 people but was marked as a serial killer.  He had more of a history of going to freshly buried graves of both men and women and digging up their bodies.  When I think of a grave robber I think of someone stealing jewels and other valuables from our deceased, however that wasn't what Ed Gein had in mind.  His jewels and valuables were body parts.  He claimed he never had sex with any of the bodies because they smelt so bad, at least something he says makes a little sense.

     Ed Gein inspired a few of our favorite horror movies today, like Psycho, Leather Face, and Silence of the Lambs.  He wanted to become a woman and so he decided to make his own woman suit by killing women and taking their skin to make it his self.

     When the officers arrived at ed Geins house they found a female decaputaed, upside down with a crowbar between her ankles and gutted like a hog.


This is thought to be Ed Geins last victim!

     Once they went into his house they found a numerous of items!

Four noses

Whole human bones and fragments

Nine masks of human skin

Bowls made from human skulls

Ten female heads with the tops sawed off

Human skin covering several chair seats

Mary Hogan’s head in a paper bag

Bernice Worden’s head in a burlap sack

Nine vulva's in a shoe box in which admitted to wearing

Skulls on his bedposts

Organs in the refrigerator

A pair of lips on a draw string for a window shade

A belt made from human female nipples

A lampshade made from the skin from a human face



Human mask

This is the bowls used by ed gein made from human skulls!

     What makes a serial killer?  Is it the number of victims, or just the thought process put into the crime?  This is a man that had his first orgasms when he first watched a hog get dressed out!  He had an infatuation with dismantling human bodies...
What are your thoughts on this?

~Needle Work Book Review~

     Needle Work is a book written by Fred Rosen.  He was a columnist with the New York Times and then became a True Crime Writer.  He has written many true crime books by the titles: Flesh Collector, Body Dump, Lobster boy, and tracking Serial Predators.  There are many other books and only  a few listed here!

     Needle Work is a story of a drug user, her crack man, his wife, her lover, and the family caught in the middle.  Nancy is a drug user but has a heart of gold and would do anything she could to help anyone in need.  Jessie is her Drug dealer, who meets 15 year old Carol.  Jessie and Carol have 2 children out of wedlock before they marry.  Then there is Tim who falls in love with Carol, partakes in drug use himself, and a master mind to many things.  He is a proclaimed gang member from California and has killed 7 people there!  This is a True story but some names have been changed to keep the privacy of family and friends involved.  However this story was based on suspects and witnesses statements, crime scene photos, notes, and interviews with local officials involved.

     Tim and Carol actually commit THE PERFECT CRIME and probably would have never been caught, but as in most cases something happens and you must read to find out.  This has been one of the best books I have ever read and, I would reccommend this to anyone.  Needle Work also ha a bonus of 16 pages of crime cene photos, and it help you really undertand the extent of the damamge.


If you are interested in buying this book, it can be purchased from Amazon, or Barnes and Nobles!


Diclosure:  The opinions here in this post are solely mine.  I was not asked to write a review for this book nor was I compensated in any way!