Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Who said the South won't just FuN!

This is an email I received and I thought this was great to share with my readers, so here goes...  Leave me a comment and let me know what you think, and in case you are wandering I am from NC!


This is the way we did it here in North Carolina!

Georgia

The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice,

so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. 
He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the  University of

Georgia and I need some help.  If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much

would you take off?" 
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."

 

Louisiana
A senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard saying: "When the end of the world comes,

I hope to be in Louisiana." When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana 'cause everythang happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the world."

 
Mississippi
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy,

"Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba replied,

"Did y'all see who it was?" The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license

number."

 
North Carolina
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded

to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the

car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious he turned around

and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I got a flat tahr." 
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?" 
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares

in the back. I never did understand it neither."

Tennessee
A TennesseeState trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65.  The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" 
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"

Texas
The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. 

The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch?  Don't you see that sign right

over your head?""Yep," he replied.  "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage.' "



Y'all kin say whut y'all want 'about the South, but y'all never heard o' nobody retirin' an' movin' North

2 comments:

  1. Please pray for the Turner family who suffered a horrible loss this past weekend.

    mattandjuleeturner.blogspot.com

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